Cuil Search Engine not really Cool!


The search engine touted as a giant Google killer! No I don't think so. Crashing rite after the launching was one big embarrassment. What do you think Mr Gates? You can cherish all those memories now. Remember, every single failure can lead you to a great success.

This search engine was a baby project of ex Google search architect and his Stanford professor husband. Claimed to has triple amount of indexing than Google, it may become a powerful search engine.

Cuil (pronounced as Cool) works differently from Google's distributes server and load-balancing concept, has its servers divided into categories. If someone search for a sport-related query it will display the result from the sport-related servers. If accidentally, there are sudden influx of queries made on sport-related it will fail-over to different servers which handle different category. This will eventually produce bad result or no result at all.

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I made my own search on Cuil. I entered "tigris-euphrates fisherman make money online". To my surprise, there was no result at all. However, when I switched to Google, I grined happily as I got the top of the ladder. Very dissapointing for a search engine not to display a single result. People might say is this search engine "lazy" or "not intelligent enough".

During my younger years, when my mother asked me to find her misplaced things, if I didn't find I might be scolded "Are you searching using your ears". As if the search engine is using the sorting algorithm to do searching. Cuil surely need to do something about this to compete with giants like Google.

Ancient jokes...Top 10 list of ancient jokes

Can you imagine those ancient people tell jokes? The only thing I know they do silent movies and silent jokes like what Charlie Chaplin did. I'm still figuring out how these researchers translated all the symbols and calligraphic into understandable words and make us laugh to death.

Hmmm...those jokes aren't really funny to kill us. Below are the Top 10 list of ancient jokes:
1. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13)

2. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish (An abridged version first found in 1600 BC on the Westcar Papryus)


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3. Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?! (1200 BC)

4. A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?" (Egyptian circa 1100 BC)

5. Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is nobody. When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: "Help, nobody is attacking me!" No one comes to help. (Homer. The Odyssey 800 BC)

6. Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age (Appears in Oedipus Tyrannus and first performed in 429 BC)

7. Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC)

8. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?" "No your Highness," he replied, "but my father was." (Credited to the Emporer Augustus 63 BC – 29 AD)

9. Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said "I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died." (Dated to the Philogelos 4th /5th Century AD)

10. Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: "In silence." (Collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover" the oldest extant jest book and compiled in the 4th/5th Century AD)